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"When we drink, we get
drunk. When we get drunk, we fall
asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we
commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk, and
go to heaven!" |
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"Here’s to a
long life and a merry one. A quick death and an
easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold beer and
another one!" |
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"You guys came by to
have some fun. You’ll come and stay all
night, I fear. But I know how to make you run. I’ll serve you
all
generic beer." |
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"An Irishman is never
drunk as long as he can hold onto one
blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth." |
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"On the chest of a
barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of
ale. And on her behind, for the sake of the blind, was the same
information in Braille!" |
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"In heaven there is no
beer...That’s why we drink ours here." |
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"Here’s to
holly and ivy hanging up and to something wet in
every cup." |
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"But the greatest
love--the love above all loves, even greater
than that of a mother...Is the tender, passionate, undying love,
of one beer drunken slob for another." |
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"Here's to living
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